kate+speaks

sometimes i am so stuck in my own world that i am hella late with some things. for example, craigslist is my new favorite online hobby (there is some FUNNY stuff on there, see jeff’s myspace comments). i was hella late with loving “sex in the city,” and also hella late with figuring out what real hip hop was.

thats loser status for you…

ugh…

i am scanning through job postings on craigslist [just to test the waters to see how life is going to be after graduation] and all of the listings with the titles “graphic design” are stupid. people want web designers, troubleshooters, programers, or photoshop experts, they want graduates with bfa’s or ba’s, 3 years+ experience to do their crappy ass design jobs. i guess searching craigslist for design jobs is pointless.

how will i ever survive???

ohh yea, there was also a job listing that wrote: “must be able to make great designs under pressure.” …then why the hell would someone want that job if its so damn stressful? STUPID. stupid. STUPID.

its officially spring and its actually a sem-nice day. its a little too cold for my taste but i’ll take what i can get.

the “SEMEN TREES” are in full effect outside. if you dont’ know what i’m talking about then, good for you!

fine then… don’t vote on my poll, fuckers. =p i’ll never ask for public opinion again.

btw, thank you to the TWO other people who read this and decided to take a second out to vote on the better body manipulation. i guess no vote means no alteration??? haha, i was afraid of that crap.

jeff and i need future roommates, after we get jobs and move out of our parents houses again…

omgggggggg.
you either have to be a couple or willing to share your bed/bath with that person…omgggggg.

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would you believe that giving up red meat for lent ain’t nuthin’ for me??? giving up baked goods is much harder (excluding bread). i love me some blueberry cupcakes in the morning, aka blueberry muffins. yes, they are terribly high in fat and calories. anyways, i love all baked sweets… cake, cupcakes, cinnamon rolls, choc. chip cookies, etc. etc. i crave the stuff like its crack and i’m an addict.

announcement: i can not stand girls or people who do not take the time to ENJOY food. we just would NOT get along. food = happiness. hahahaha. on easter i’m having me some: blueberry muffins and chocolate cake.

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talk is cheap, dollar store cheap.

why do i waste my time (ALL THE TIME) when i could be doing so many different productive things? i wish i could focus all my creative energy into one thing in which i can be SUPER GREAT in. so far i’m SUPER GREAT in: chillen, being lazy, sleeping, and eating.

I WANT TO BE GREAT… but i’m just mediocre, and its my fault cause i’m all talk, talk, talk. sometimes i wish i was hella great at photography, mostly i wish i was great with design. mainly… i wish i was synonymous with… SOMETHING!!! some kind of distinct identity in which people would seek me out for some specific purpose in mind.

excuse the ego-tripping for the moment. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i suck balls, but not yours. =p

i voted for the tattoo myself. i’ve been contemplating it for a long time and know exactly what i would like it to be, i just haven’t had the balls to go through with it yet. moms and pops would freak. still, my wrist is tiny and i wear a watch on the right hand side anyways. vote for the tattoo, so i know i’m not crazy.