kate+speaks

someone tell me why my ass woke up @ 8am naturally?

stupid dreams. sometimes they’re so real i try to shake ‘em.

since i am up this early for no real reason i’m gonna go ahead and share my opinions with the world.

question: why is it SO HARD for some men to dress up??? i mean come on…….. shit. wear some nice shoes once in a while, wear a nice shirt, some slacks (are they still called those?), a nice belt… IT REALLY ISN’T THAT HARD, trust… cause us women do it all the damn time. if anything we have it much worse, i can understand why a woman wouldn’t want to get all dressed up, its a complete inconvenience. she gotta wear the 3 inch heels, she has to wear all the make-up, stockings, tight skirts, underwire bra, etc. etc. then she has to move all “dainty” because she can’t really do anything else. its not that hard for a man to dress up, forget the tie, i don’t really care, and ok so you DON’T wear chucks once, SO WHAT. sacrafice, one night. …honestly, your girl would appreciate the extra effort. no. serious. i would.

ahem. cough. ahhem. ahem. ahem. Cough.

with that said… my FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY with the man is on monday. damn thats a long time.

i’m going back to sleep…

on sunday i’m going on my new york shit…. BLAST OFF. bye.

i’m going “anti-la vics.”

i thought that stuff was the shhhhhhhhhhhhhiet when i first tried it out. but, without the sauce what do they really have? ok… so their carne asada super burrito is top notch ONLY WITH the orange sauce, but otherwise, their rice is really dry and their carne asada is just ok. their carne asada super quesadilla is equally as delicious, but, thats because its the greasiest thing ever created on earth. they must be using some kind of low-rate cheese thats made with a lot of oil instead of milk, cause man, its just straight oily.

they dont fry their own chips, they use those generic circular corn chips (yeah corn chips, not tortilla chips), and their nachos have never appealed to me. nothing else on the menu has ever appealed to me except the first two items i mentioned.

it definitely is NOT the best burrito found in the bay. dammnit i’ve gone and done it… i’ve turned into the biggest burrito snob i know.

i only say this because so many people think that their fare is THE BEST. no, their SAUCE is the best. i will easily admit that i’ve never had one salsa/sauce that has complimented my mexican food as well as la vic’s orange sauce.

on the same burrito snobbist note: I HATE CHIPOTLE. haha, my piece is done.

I CAN’T FOCUS ON LIFE.

I’M TOO EXCITED TO GO ON VACATION.

I FEEL LIKE A KID WHO KNOWS SHE’S GOING TO DISNEYWORLD.

yeeeeeeeeeee.

summertime should always be this good..

i had a great weekend in the sacramento region, which is rare cause i’d rather not stick around here. anyways a few highlights include:

- eating lots of food
- being in the company of some of my favorite folks
- experiencing “stealth” at stupid roseville sunsplash (as sad as this sounds i’d have to admit that the ride was a thrill of a lifetime, no joke the ride practically had an 80 degree incline and i had a front row seat)
- eating freshly prepared barbequed food at 1am
- sex and the city dvds
- talks about what pissed us off on saturday (its never memorable until we come across something crazy/dramatic/or just stupid) [see my yelp]
- breakfast at country waffles
- catching up on my sleep on a lazy sunday afternoon
- driving around on a beautiful summer evening

next event please.

for my yelp reviews & story on roseville sunsplash & country waffles feel free to visit: http://katereyes.yelp.com

i got fucked over in a major way on ebay.

there are a lot of assholes out there who take advantage of those of us who seem to trust people. i honestly hope people like that suffer great consequences for their fucked-up actions.

kharma will get you bitches. i hope you loose everything you have and die lonely deaths for taking advantage of people like me.

i don’t desserve this type of bullshit. i definitely don’t. i’ll get mine again eventually, God works that way, but, you sir… ARE OFFICIALLY FUCKED. good luck asshole. i hope you go to jail and become someone’s boyfriend.

haven’t said anything in a while… maybe i should speak on it.

so i started a jazz/ballet dance class on tuesday, and i am hella uncoordinated, again. i get super freaking rusty with trying to remember routines after i stop taking classes. don’t get me wrong though, jazz/ballet is super fresh to me. i have absolutely no idea what i am doing. it was a little weird moving that way, don’t laugh though, i’m trying to be more graceful.

everytime i want to change my hair its funny cause i go shopping for cuts on myspace. don’t act like you don’t look at other girls and think “wow, she has NIIIICE hair.” i’m cutting this crap tomorrow, but at the same time i am growing it slightly out. damn womanly maintenance… it eats at the cashflow.

ohh yes… YOU MUST NOT KNOW HOW HOT IT IS IN THE 916, check it out:

the strangest thing happened as i was driving on 680 southbound in pleasanton on my way home on friday. a duck family was walking across the freeway and i managed to come across them in my big black suv at 70mph. the whole family just took their time waddling across the 3 lanes of traffic. by the time i got there i’m pretty sure i killed a couple of the duck chicks. i practically collided head on with the whole family. i noticed that the mom made it, she flew to the divider asap, but the chicks… probably goners… cause at that moment all three lanes of traffic had high-speed vehicles on them. i mean i hate all species of birds, but still, i’m not one to deliberately murder the creatures. unless its a pigeon, which i wouldn’t mind shooting one personally. yeah it was sad, they acted like they were just strolling in a park, but no… bam, got massacred on a freeway. sad. its a true story.

i think everyone should spend two hours by themselves with only the road & music. its HIGHLY theraputic. on the trips where i’m totally by myself i think of the weirdest crap. i also digg thinking out loud. i’m crazy in general. still, people should just drive for hours with a clear mind… its d-o-p-e.

“signs” is on tnt. its a pretty sick movie.

TWO WEEKS UNTIL LIFTOFF… NYC.

my summer is so far lacking a beach… i really need to get to one so i can experience some water therapy.

i never want to live two hours from the coast again.

i googled something, and i found myself on yelp. i’m famous now.

vince put me on BLAST today for telling me that i was the only one around with a vagina. he hella caught me off guard and i couldn’t get back at him that quick. DAMN YOU VINCE. the quickest thing i could come back with was: “don’t mess with me, i bleed once a month.” DAMN YOU VINCE.