Archive for May, 2007

happy mother’s day to all...

Sunday, May 13th, 2007

happy mother’s day to all the moms out there, especially to the woman who has dealt with me all the days of my existence.

in other news… my harry potter obsession is growing at another fast rate… its getting to be the nerdiest interest ever. myspace wouldn’t recognize “hogwarts” as a school, i tried and tried. so… i added it as one of my companies.

i gotta represent. you know how it is.

tribe [called quest] is going...

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

tribe [called quest] is going to get me through a saturday night of homework.

i don’t care anymore… just a few more of these and i will be home free.

free like amistad.

2365 ________ way, you got your...

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

2365 ________ way, you got your trash back, fuckers.

you can find a lot about people cause of their trash and luckily their mail wasn’t very deep within the bin. yeah, i did it, i put on gloves and i fucking rummaged, and jeff did the deed of giving their trash bin back to them by placing it directly in front of their house.

we ain’t no punks.

its better for us to have no trash bin at all and to complain to waste management that someone just stole ours rather to have a full bin of some other persons trash for a week.

LIKE I SAID… WE AIN’T NO PUNKS.

and even if i did give them the fucking benefit of the doubt and it was an honest mistake… then… we were just simply returning what belonged to them, thats all. being a good neighbor and shit, cause thats what neighbors do.

fucking suburbs.

THE FUCKING SUBURBS… american...

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

THE FUCKING SUBURBS… american’s dreamland.

so i was putting away our “empty” trash & recycling bins in the backyard. BUT SOME FUCKNUT WHO FORGOT TO TAKE OUT THEIR OWN TRASH DECIDED TO PURPOSELY SWITCH THEIR 80% FULL (AND SMALLER) TRASHBIN WITH OUR EMPTY AND LARGER BIN.

FUCKING KARMA WILL GET YOU–YOU ASSHOLE FUCKNUT.

i’m not crazy, this was done on purpose, because 1. we are the only house on our corner and no one else places their trash next to ours. 2. our recycling bin was completely empty and wide open. 3. the full bin was placed directly next to our empty recycling bin as if they were pairs. 4. jeff remembers our trash being completely empty with the lid wide open before we went to school yesterday.

i am so fucking angry.

if jeff and i were really crazy we would rummage through that fucking trash to look for mail so we can dump this shit all over their lawn, but then we’d probably get hepatitis or tuberculosis or syphallis or herpes from the fuckers.

we’re just so fucking pissed that we just might…

ASSHOLES. you will get yours, fuckers.

at giant robot the lego studs...

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

i am producing these.

and

at giant robot the lego studs are $10 and the pin is $2.50, but you know what… i bought a pack of earring studs for $.99 and a pack of pin backs for $.99, so i’m making these myself, i’m just waiting for my lego order in the mail. i plan on making some button earrings too since they are so cheap to produce.

although i’m not a metalsmith so i can’t make THIS, its $75 and soooo soooo cool.

i also bought materials for money leis for carole & jeffrox. i’m always the girl who makes something for everyone, but gets forgotten in the end. if i’m that girl again i’m never going to make anything for anyone. they end up using the money too. damnit. i wanted to see if i could recycle carole’s high school money from the old lei i made her, but she thinks she ended up spending it. i’m also ordering fresh leis for graduation from a lady in richmond.

graduation season has begun.

cas [cerritosallstars.com] just...

Friday, May 11th, 2007

cas [cerritosallstars.com] just played “request line” by zhane.

i haven’t heard that song in yeeeeeears, i used to really like that song.

to prove that i’m not a...

Friday, May 11th, 2007

to prove that i’m not a mean ass girlfriend i wrote an email of love to the man. i want to share some with the rest of you:

i want you to know that i REALLY love you because i give you my food
even though deep inside i really want to eat it and not share at all.
if i didn’t share my food with you i would have terrible eating
habbits and would probably be overweight. i give you my food because i
love you and because i have it programmed inside me to eat only half
of whatever i buy.”

i really believe in the “last bite rule.” damn i forgot which movie it was that talked about the last-bite-rule, brown sugar maybe? but the rule is, that if you’re really in love with someone, you’d be willing to give them your last bite of food.

its just about the realest rule ever, cause when you really love someone, you give up your food. its a huge sacrafice. it wasn’t until i got older that i understood how my parents could let me and my sister eat all the good leftovers. cause if i were them, they would’ve been gone already.

in short, the sacraficing of food is a big indication that someone loves you.

urbn.com [urban outfitters] is...

Friday, May 11th, 2007

urbn.com [urban outfitters] is selling these for $80, originally $150.

forever 21 is selling them for $21.50:

i practically bought the same exact shoe as the forever 21 version, but chinese laundry brand, for $12.99 at ross two months ago. i swear they are the same shoe. sure mine aren’t made in italy from spanish leather, but damn, that was a hot deal.

by the way, ladies, i’ve bought four pairs of shoes from ross stores within the past year, none of them cost me more than $14. i know stores vary between selection and type-of-shoppers but i’ve been lucky at a couple. also, its not like i picked up the last pair, there were multiple pairs of the same shoes in all different sizes.

i’ve revealed my secret, ross = cute shoe fix.

damn forever 21 though… making the same thing available to everyone in the world. haha.

today was a killer. i ALMOST did...

Friday, May 11th, 2007

today was a killer. i ALMOST did a full 24 hours without rest, but i fell asleep on the ride to school this morning. i woke up crazy disorriented in the car. also, there was a crazy ass episode that happened in class today, it will probably go down in “gwen-urban-legend-history” [there's a whole bunch of crazy urban legends that people talk about within the program, some people will believe anything]

i told myself i wasn’t gonna do shit when i got home and you know what… i’m not doing anything productive right now.

its great.

i’ve given myself time to waste with mindless activities such as looking at overpriced-clothing on american apparel. which by the way, american apparel has the trashiest fkin photos ever, i swear if you want to see nipples hanging out… you can check out aapparel and you will get your fix in a quick sec. however, i will give them this… some of the girls look like real women, semi-bulgy bellies and dark underarms. they can get 5 points for the vision of the “regular” woman.

i want this:

i don’t cook as much as i used to, and even if i did i would probably only use this thing for tomatos, basil, maybe cilantro…. ehh it would just be hella cool to have [if i was a gormet chef and used herbs & vegetables]

DAMN WARRIORS, STOP LOSING.

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

DAMN WARRIORS, STOP LOSING.