kate+speaks

MY CALVES ARE ON FI-RE. I can barely walk up and down stairs right now.

A TIP FOR THE FUTURE: Do not do the calf weightlifting machine then walk the treadmill to full incline. Its a stupid idea.

….and there we go, stupid thing I’ve done this week number 3!

stupid shit i’ve done this week:

1. jeff & the boys got kicks out of jeff fitting into the lockers at the gym. so what did i do? prove to myself that i can fit in one too. as i was stuffing myself into a locker, two chicks walk into the locker room.

wah wah wah.

2. on tuesday i was wearing a button up oxford shirt. when i walk into jeff’s house at about 9:30pm i look into the mirror and realize my shirt has been mis-buttoned all f_ckin day.

wah wah wah.

ONLY IN THE WORLD OF “KATE.” ONLY.

Socal Fires.

I have no words.

tbs is playing “the wood” right now. i have the dvd, but sadly they are all still stuck in the 916.

WHY I LOVE ALL ASPECTS OF DESIGN:
[every photo is a link, check 'em out further]

You got to be able to count to tell the time on this one.

I should have invented this cup, or it was invented for me. Reminder: Christmas is coming, Christmas is coming.

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GENIUS. No offense Jeppery, but I need them for you, cause sometimes I have this look on my face that says: “I WANT TO LEAVE NOW. STOP TALKING ALREADY.” I need these.

This is probably the best looking piece of machinery that you could ever put on a nightstand. When Jeff and I get a place–think housewarming gift.

the darjeeling project is probably my favorite movie this year. its not a mind blowing movie, its impact isn’t explosive or anything and i don’t think others will view it in the same sense i do. the journey the characters take is beautiful. i love it.

next movie: lars and the real girl

STUPID [CLUB] ANGELS BLEW OUT MY EARS.

I don’t understand how 30 year old + men have the time to go clubbing on a Thursday night. Don’t they have jobs to be at on Fridays? I think going out on Thursdays should be reserved for the freshly 21 and the college kids who don’t have friday classes. Other than that its something people have to grow up and out of, ESPECIALLY when you start working that 9 to 5.

[Dj] AM was ok. I’m sure like a good dj he’s able to adapt to the crowd, too bad the crowd that loves him sucks fat ass balls. No one said sorry to me once, and no doubt I was pushed and run into–ugly people who can’t dance anyways, inconsiderate fucks. TELL ME ITS NOT TRUE, TELL ME IT ISN’T. Vibe is 75% of a club experience, when I start feeling like I want to throw bricks at people, its usually not a good sign for me.

I would’ve thrown five bricks at some ugly fat people today. I’M NOT MEAN, I’M REAL, and in reality my petite self gets pushed around–it just so happens to be that they were both ugly and fat–and they didn’t know how to dance.

thats just how it is.

do i honestly want to get ready to go to a club tonight–no.

will i get ready?

probably not.

ugh. i would stay home and watch office, but i have agreed to catch [dj] am (for free), and i have waited to hear him spin for a very long time.

he better mash it up as good as they say he does….

i’m not ashamed. i still watch cartoons. in fact my two of some of my favorite shows right now are avatar the last airbender and fosters home for imaginary friends.

i’m excited for this one though…. maybe i’ll have another to add to the list:
chowder cartoon

i am once again shopping for hair on myspace. i am in desperate attempts for a fresh look. i am even thinking about driving into sac early on friday just so i can see my stylist. i thought about going someplace around town for a bang trim & a jet black refresh (no cut, i do not trust many with my hair, especially not many that i can actually afford right now) but i still don’t really trust a new person with that. i’ve had a relationship with my stylist for a little less than two years and she knows, she knows how it is.

i think i might just add the platinum back into my life, if only for just a little. my natural hair is jet black and i don’t want it to return. its witch hair.

anywaysssssssss….

dynamite this month was a bust. it was super dead for us, but thats ok… cause this is coming up at agenda:

5th platoon suckasssssss! ahhhhhhh my mostest favorites. vinroc + armstrong, i love it, i love it.