kate+speaks

Big props to me… for making rent yet again. =) This self-sufficient thing is a real bitch sometimes. I haven’t bought anything for myself but rain boots and food in the past month.

Man I spend so much money on food, but I like to think it adds to my greater knowledge and wisdom, yes food makes you wise.

I’m currently eating a Trader Joe’s burrito with a knife and fork, cause Giada (Di Laurentis) eats everything with a knife and fork, and I’m trying to get fuller sooner and not eat like a fast-ass-heffa anymore. Plus I bet thats why her ass stays so tiny. If you don’t know Giada, you should Google her, but I probably spelled her name wrong.

[Ever since the writer's guild strike I have absolutely nothing to watch except Food Network, not that I mind so much, but I miss THE OFFICE so so much.]

SOMETIMES I HATE BEING A GRAPHIC DESIGNER BECAUSE I GET SO METICULOUS WITH EVERY LITTLE DETAIL…. This wedding is no joke… I have gotten pretty far in research and I still have 16 months…. I want to do everything… the invitations…. the placecards… the overall event design… ALL ALL ALL OF IT…

NOW I HAVE JUST REALIZED THAT I WANT TO DESIGN MY DRESS [because I'm pretty sure it doesn't exist anywhere except my head].

I AM CRAZY.

I LIKE IT BETTER WHEN BOBBY FLAY DOESN’T WIN “THROWDOWN.”

I always hope he doesn’t win. ALWAYS.

Jeff’s co-workers are funny when they have alcohol in them. Last Tuesday I remember one of his co-workers was sitting down then another one came over because his date said the girl looked like Kate Hudson. SHE DIDN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE KATE HUDSON! So he goes over and tells her “Hey she thinks you look just like Kate Hudson!” and the girl, just as tipsy, hella accepts the compliment, “Ohh my gosh, thank you!”

Homegirl seriously does not look like Kate Hudson though. Maybe Kate Hudson when Kate Hudson was hella pregs and avoided her make-up yeah, but not seriously Kate Hudson.

What? Thought I’d share….

I Catherine T. Reyes publicly appologize to my future-baby-daddy/money-maker/superhero-to-which-I-am-his-sidekick/full-time-lover that I am sorry I am such an annoying female companion and that I hurt his feelings and that I get on his nerves and that I test his patience.

One day I’m gonna make you babies.

Announcement:

Hersheys chocolate tastes like BUTT. I don’t really know what BUTT tastes like, but if I knew what it tasted like, then I would tell you it tastes like HERSHEYS.

Nasty….

Vosges and Sees got me spoiled.

Its like when Jeff used to LOVE Arbor Mist, then he tried real wine and now he can’t go back, but at least he has upgraded to that Two-Buck-Chuck. Yee for cheap wine.

FCK. THIS IS HILLARIOUS TO ME. (Even though I want to throw things during this song, just watch 1 minute)

OHH MAN I AM SO JEALOUS OF THIS KID’S SKILLS. So jealous….. I want lessons.

On my 25th birthday I am purchasing A CASE (24 pieces) of MINT IT’S IT on their website, then I’m driving down to Burlingame to their headquarters to pick it up (packed in styrofoam in dry ice, ONLY $26, for 24 pieces of calorie filled goodness).

Thats how I’m gonna start the quarter life.

Fuck i swear i’m still 22-23 sometimes.

This is exactly why I have not blogged on the regular–I try to avoid the computer when I get home because of instances such as tonight: wedding research until 1:30am.

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SUPER excited for this one:

Mos is definitely comedy for me.