kate+speaks

Ever since I got in at work today all I’ve heard is APPLE.

I would break this…. http://www.apple.com/macbookair/#ad

Two dj handles that make me laugh:

Manila Ice & Vinyl Richie

Some folks are just too clever.

I needs me some fox urine. Apparently its the perfect pest deterrent, since its a natural predator and mice fear the scent. Yep, I needs me some fox urine. I am pretty sure I can’t find the hole they are coming through, its SF, an old house, and naturally has even the smallest cracks. I needs me some fox urine…. Well that or mint, they don’t like mint either. STILL, fox urine would be awesome.

No, really though we’re going to go for glue traps and mint sachets all throughout the apt.

Please don’t be afraid to come over…. hahahahahahaha.

HOT FUCK

MICE.

Ok, so please don’t think we’re disgusting or live in a disgusting ass place, apparently the little sickos are prevalent in SF residences, despite how clean your home can be. Around 7pm this evening I witnessed a dark grey mouse escape from our slightly open closet. I swear I had a “Sex & the City” moment where both Charlotte and her man had a squeamish fit about who should get rid of the damn thing. I looked into Jeff’s face and asked him to “MAN UP.” NO JOKE, Damn. Yes he can be squeamish, but I reserve the right to be more squeamish. Eventually it took teamwork and we got the thing stunned and out to the trash can outside. About a couple of hours ago another mouse found its way into the apt and went from the living room to the kitchen, I saw it in the corner of my eye. 15 minutes ago it went from the kitchen to our room.

We did a search but nothing… couldn’t find the f*@%er.
HIM/HER + ANY OF THEIR FRIENDS ARE DYING AS SOON AS WE GET BACK HOME FROM WORK………..

Now I know why SF inhabitants don’t mind ants.

THE STOMACH FLU HAS ATTACKED ME AGAIN………..

I think its the only illness my body really succumbs to, last time I had to go to the ER. I hope this passes quickly. I get it at least once a year for some reason, for a few days I really really hate food. Hopefully this one fills in my quota for 2008.

I think the ugly weather has taken a minor toll on me. I want to jump on a plane to Hawaii and plan my wedding. I want heat and sun…………. now.

I can’t do damp and dreary.

I am desperately trying to stay awake and focused. Green tea and music are the two things that save me everyday at work. I can’t/don’t drink coffee, it does all sorts of messed up things to my stomach.

6PM PLEASE COME SOOOOOON.

Super ghetto

Today I returned a dress I already wore. I wouldn’t have done it if the tag didn’t pull out perfectly right before I wore it and I wouldn’t have done it if I soiled the dress in any way. But… what can I say, I have been second guessing my $60 purchase ever since I bought it, then I researched the rain boots I wanted and it turns out they are they same price.

$60 dress (which gives me no shape at all)

or…

$60 kick ass rain boots to fight crime in the city with

The shoes won…. and I think shoes will always win.

What is super ghetto is that I saved the tag right after I pulled it out in the case the dress would still be perfect by the time I was done wearing it. Hah…….. yeah, super ghetto–and that is exactly why Forever 21 will never give you a refund on any return, any real store with hoochie-roots (remember when Forever 21 was really really terrible?) will never give you a refund, they’ll only give you store credit. Well, the dress was H&M and they gave me my cash money back =).

At least I’m not one of those girls who buys one-time-necessary-occassion shoes at Nordstroms then returns them to a salesperson knowing very well that the store policy of Nordstroms is really leaniant and they will take shoes back regardless of their state. NOW THATS GHETTO.

Now I’m looking forward to some rain because I can handle some storms in these babies… They’re a real necessity now especially since I can’t avoid traveling despite how bad the weather can get.

Its going to rain this whole weekend…… boo, not ready yet.

Five things I will do in 2008:

_ Bake + Cook from skeeeeeratch
_ Make more things with my own two hands
_ SAVE MONEY (for countless reasons)
_ Attempt to be more “green”
_ Enjoy.