kate+speaks

Just you know…

I am fully aware that my future husband is hot pants. I knew this fact since 7th grade. A lot of females try to holler, he just brushes them off, its actually quite funny. A few females may develop crushes or have intentions to get closer to him either as a friend or whatever… it never works.

I’ve have played that game, I know it well, and I’ve won. I know exactly what they are doing and how they are doing it.

Just a reminder… Bitches, he bought me a diamond.

Today I ate gazpacho for the first time. If you don’t know what it is–its basically overly blended salsa, served as a cold soup. Its tasty, but all I was thinking when I was eating it was: “this is just fking salsa.”

Sometimes I just don’t get it either.

4 MuH BaBe, k tHnx bAi:

Last Friday

The definition of a hipster by me.

1. They get ugly haircuts on purpose, uneven bangs, and real-chopped up locks. And if its a guy, they absolutely DO NOT SHAVE.

2. They wear really unflattering clothes. Tight jeans that make their asses look frumpy, and skin-molding jeans that make their wide hips even wider.

3. Nothing they wear even remotely looks like its from this decade or like its brand new.

4. They smoke a shit-load of cigarettes, a shit-load.

5. They are either pudgy or really lanky and pale. I’m pretty sure hipsters are very unattractive naked, not that I think about naked hipsters.

Jeff and I are NOT hipsters.

HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY

to my very own grown-ass man

He’s TWENTY FIVE today and I’m taking him to a swanky dinner tonight, celebrations will follow on Friday & Saturday. Yee.

Yo. Yo. Yo.

So last week my boss got to meet Kanye. No fking joke, so serious. We’re somewhat connected to a project that deals with him. She said he’s a nice dude, imagine a down to earth guy who also happens to be cocky as hell, that is Kanye West. Yeah dude, its complete bananas, I can’t believe it either.

On Saturday we ended up in downtown SJ, the Saturday before Cinco de Mayo, it was a mad-house. It is no longer fun when the only thing you can do on the dance floor is make fun of other people dancing, its bad karma, but I am so good at it, I can’t help it. Apparently a few girls were listening to imaginary music at a higher bpm than everyone else. It is also ridiculous when you realize everyone around you just turned 21 and you’re going on 25. OHH WELL, that just means I have to change venues, I haven’t heard any good soul/neo-soul played anywhere recently. I keep hope alive though… Vinroc & Shortkut have a new monthly, I have faith.

THE NEW PORTISHEAD IS SOFA KING EPIC. LISSSSSSTTTTTEEEN.

NICK SWARDSON TONITE @ the Warfield!!!

I AM GOING TO PEE ON MYSELF. Nick Swardsen aka “Howie” in “Benchwarmers,” aka “Jeff” in “Grandma’s Boy,” aka “Hector” in “Blades of Glory.” He is my kind of funny.

1994

I was eleven years old.