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Paris, Je T’aime

My FAVORITE, and inspiration for this years Halloween.

Sadly, its only in French and no subtitles (you’ll get the jist though!).

Shirah gives me headaches. Ugh. Never again…..

Random Declarations/Confessions

_ I haven’t stepped into a Forever 21 storefront since August, haven’t been on the website for a good month
_ I’m in need of a another pair of jeans because I refuse to wear old cuts that don’t fit very well anymore.
_ I currently have two pairs of jeans on regular rotation, but honestly that really just means I wear my best pair most of the week and am forced to wear another pair on laundry days.
_ I stay in sweats when I don’t have to leave my neighborhood, sadly I stay in these all day, and multiple days a week.
_ I am in DIRE need of a haircut and a refresh on my color. [My streaks were bleached/tinted so much that in some spots (where the purple has left) is now grey. Yes like Jean Grey status]
_ I STILL have not told my parents about my tattoo. I plan on telling them sometime before the wedding, as I will be wearing a strapless dress and it will be obvious. No really though… I’ll tell them when I finally get a job and they can stop taking care of my ass.
_ Even though I have all the time in the world to go to the gym I’m probably at an all time low and only go twice a week, while heavily cycling on the bike once a week. I will step this up soon because I have to get measurements taken, but most definitely I will be on good behavior when the wedding creeps up. Yes, I’m crazy, but have you seen how skinny the man I am going to marry is? He’s my arch enemy, skinny fck.
_ I love Halloween-time because packs of fun-size candy is always on sale. I’m currently fixated on Twix and PB M&Ms. I eat them everyday.
_ I ate four Popeye’s chicken wings for dinner and was pissed when I didn’t find a biscuit with my meal, even though the incompetent cashier told me it came with my meal when I tried to order one separately. Sadly I took it to go and was all the way home.
_ I get highly irritated when I get stuck in a bus full of inner-city youth because they think the world is their playground and don’t have common courtesy. They think their raps are the shit, their voices are harmonious, everyone wants to hear the ghetto music coming from their cell phones, and that its ok for them to yell over obscenities to their homie on the other side of the bus. [Not racist, SF inner city youth is just about anything you can think of]
_ I am addicted to theknot.com, addicted like crack.

My dream for my future family is to have the same dynamic as the Kyle’s on “My Wife and Kids.” If you have all-day access to cable, like myself, “My Wife & Kids” is at 6pm on ABC Family. Damon Wayans & Tisha Campbell are hilarious, and someday I too will laugh at my kids when they have stupid ideas.

They’re crazy funny.

I think…

I deserve an award for girl who has had the most interviews and CANNOT land a job. No sadness here, I’ve just counted and I have had about 8 or 9 interviews this year. FUCK… what’s wrong with me?

Ohh well, back to the Penis Cake Bakeshop idea. This is SF, penis cakes will sell ridiculously fast in this city.

Tell me its not a stupid idea.

I’m going to pastry school. =p BLEH!

I’m doing wedding stuff while listening to hard ass T.I.

The sappy slow jam route wasn’t doing it for me. T.I. however is good to the ears right now. BTW did you guys know that T.I.’s baby mama & significant other is Tiny from the group Escape? She’s given him two babies and I must say… she did NOT age well.

Lil Wayne + Lauren London and T.I + Tiny.

They all need to switch mates. Cause T.I. and Lauren London in the movie ATL was haaaawt. What a couple of wastes.

P.S. Yes I have a surface crush on T.I., its not that deep. I just think he’s one of the best looking men in the game right now. Pharrell doesn’t do it so much anymore, BTW that fool is NOT A PC, he’s a liar, he’s a MAC all the way (referring to the new Windows ads).

T.I. is KING.

I DID NOT KNOW…

That Journey is from SF, and that “Lights” is dedicated to SF.

Hellaaaaaaaaaa oblivion. I will definitely sing this to the top of my lungs next karaoke sess.

Random.

Jeff keeps farting in his sleep. I have no problem putting him on blast.

One day I will be Ms. Independent again, until then I will continue to dance in my head as this song plays:

I think my head is going to explode with all this wedding crap in my head.

One day I will spontaneously combust.

I hit 400 reviews on Yelp today.

90% of these reviews are for food establishments.

Hella fat kid.