Because I can!
1. I drink my coffee & tea at temperatures slightly higher than lukewarm. You’d swear it was cold if you drank it like me.
2. I make one friend at every place I’ve worked. Only one, one is my limit or something.
3. I receive emails from Bevmo. In reality its kind of bad getting emails about good deals from a liquor store. Tell me its not and I won’t feel so bad…
4. I haven’t had a Big Mac in about 7 years or something. I’m afraid that if I try one now it might become some kind of crack. I had McDonald’s chicken nuggets for the first time in about three years or so and it was pretty heavenly.
5. Neyo is my ultimate guilty pleasure. I honestly don’t feel guilty at all, but still—get a good beat and drop a Neyo hook and I am smitten. Its almost guaranteed.
6. I judge people by the music they listen to and how fast they heard about. Yeah… its pretty terrible. You can hate me for this one.
7. I confess that I do not hate Lil’ Wayne as much as I once did. But if homie just annunciated once in a while and thought of better analogies I just might understand him a little better.
8. I do not look forward to giving up alcohol or raw fish during 9 months of pregnancy (multiply that with however many babies I have). Although I’m sure the beautiful babies growing inside are well worth the sacrifice. =)
9. If all music was played in the form of a smooth mix I would have no problems with that.
10. Breakfast for dinner is one of my favorite things on the planet.
11. One day I want to get Lasik surgery, but I never want to live without the accessory of eyeglasses, so when I finally do get Lasik, you might just see me wearing pointless glasses.
12. The iphone has made me reliant on technology to keep me occupied and busy whenever I get bored. I used to be able to just sit and think. NOT ANYMORE. Stupid iphone and its million apps.
13. I use my phone much more for playing games than using it to call people. SO. MUCH. MORE. Its kind of sad.
14. I LOVE ENGLISH TEATIME. It feels super proper to eat tiny finger sandwiches, crumpets and scones with devonshire cream and preserves, with vanilla black tea, while discussing the finer things in life. Its kind of an unnecessary meal/snack but since when have I really cared?
15. This might just be the viewpoint of most women but… I believe that there is a shoe for every purpose, and you basically need a whole lot of fuggin’ shoes (in different colors, for specific occasions, for different outfits, etc).
16. My closet is stocked so much better than how I dress in real life. I’m just lazy, at least I would like to think so.
17. I secretly eat bacon and do not tell people. (Sidestory: I personally refrain from consuming pork because I used to taste-smell unsavory things while eating it and I just couldn’t enjoy it. So instead of looking like an ass and accepting pork dishes while people served them to me and not being able to touch it on my plate, I decided to just let people know ahead of time so I would save face. Its less offensive that way I guess) Anyways, yeah. I will eat a BLTA once in a while and not tell anyone.
18. I am so terrified of birds that it doesn’t even matter if they are physically present. I can’t look at a photo of a bird. I can’t be near a stuffed bird. I can’t be near anything that remotely resembles a bird. Yessir, its terrible.
19. I have the sense of humor of a 20 year old male. I HEART JUDD APATOW. He never fails me.
20. I get girl crushes quite often. Mainly they are girls with dope steez whom I’d like to befriend. I’ve never befriended one though. Although I think I had a girl crush on my bf’s, Mrs. Arcala, in sixth grade CCD. She had hella swag and I was an insecure adolescent girl. Ok, that counts one. But, really though I get girl crushes on ladies I intermittently see around the city.
21. I am uncoordinated everywhere else except a dance floor. I manage to bump my hips into tables and doorways like a klutz and trip over my own feet, but get me on a dance floor and I got no problems.
22. I personally think I am tons of fun after a few shots of Grey Goose (and five times louder).
23. I NEED routines in my daily/weekly/monthly schedule to stay productive and organized. Its the only way I get things done. Otherwise all tasks fall to the wayside eventually.
24. I think getting married in Hawaii surrounded by my closest friends and family was one of the best decisions I have ever made in my life. Growing up I always thought I wanted a huge 40k grand ballroom affair, but it only made sense that it was about quality not quantity. Plus, it clearly reigns supreme that it was the best two weeks of my life.
25. I pray to God (figuratively) that I birth a girl who grows into a size seven shoe. I’m saving up what I think will come back around in steez, and we all know, almost everything does.
26. It still trips me out that I met my husband when I was 12 years old. He was a perv and he used to write me disgusting ass letters in middle school. I still have some.
