Today…

My uterus has decided that I will not function properly.

Why do I have to bleed and hurt every month, while all a man has to do is nothing…. squirt sperm. Thats all. Fc%&!ing squirt sperm.

On the other end I will have to bleed every month since I was 10 years old, then I will stop bleeding when one of my eggs catch a sperm, then slowly blow up like a balloon for nine months, while my body never returns to its former glory (not that its glorious at all, but hey a size 27 waist is good stuff).

Gahhhhhhhhhhh.

Me VS. My menstrual cycle

Me = 0
Menstrual Cycle = 192

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