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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK.

This song bannngs so hard. If the link is broken or video ends up being removed, cause its a leak—duh, then please feel free to Youtube (yeah, cause its a verb now, like Google) “Monster, Kanye.”

48 hours before THE Live Fast-Die Young, MTB/BMF, 72-Hour Champagne Diet WEEKEND.

I’d like to thank everyone coming out for helping one of my major “before I make a baby dreams” come to fruition.

I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED.

So. Serious.

VEGAS, please show us a good time.

I got bored with the tumblr 30 days. I assume some 15 year old girl made it up anyways…

But just to say I have blogged, I’m going to share five facts about myself that I’ve never said out loud.

1. I’m not interested in babies. I don’t think I ever was…. I’ve always been fascinated with toddlers and young children, and I think the age of four is a golden year. I can’t wait to have a four-year-old, I wish my babies would just pop out as four-year-olds.

2. I nagg the fuuuuuuck out of my husband. I’ve never completely admitted that, and here you have it, my word is bond. Sometimes I purposefully call him and shove him into a corner because he’s done something (minor) wrong, then I take about five minutes to make him say what he’s done out loud, just so I can yell at someone. Don’t judge me though, I’m not the only wife who does this.

3. I sometimes get over-emotional out of nowhere when I think about my wedding day. I’m touched by the fact that my hard-ass husband couldn’t keep his composure and kept shedding silent tears of joy before I walked down the aisle.

4. I think walking is one of my favorite things to do. I love having to walk three or four miles just to get to a regular destination. As long as the weather is mild, we have the time, and I have the proper footwear on, I don’t mind at all.

5. I wish I was more agressive than passive-aggressive. I blame this on my inability to deal with conflict, I’ve gotten better with this over the years, but I’m still learning.

I’m  still trying to balance my life.

But productivity is constantly falling at the wayside….

Constantly…

Apologies for my lack of internet appearances.

I celebrated what may have been the best birthday of my 27 years, the weekend of the 7th to the 9th.

I can’t re-iterate enough how fucking awesome my life is.

I’m so thankful to be busy with my job, I have the best friends in the world, I have one sexy ass mofo of a husband (yes, still me typing) as annoying as he is (see, still me), and the best family life.

Thank you, God, for letting me reach 27 beautiful years.

Toasting to the next.

Me & the other birthday girl, Khat, born one day before me

No idea why it says “Happy Anniversary” but whatever I’ll take it. (My favorite cupcake, ever, in history)

Surprise! 10 girls, one gift. I love them all.

Everyone. =)

My desk at work, the day of.

Yes, that is a Nordstrom GC. Yes, it says its for $200.

MY GREY ANT STATUSES!!!

Thanks & love to: Ab. Abby. Carole. Iris. Jen. Kaye. Khat. Lauren. Shine. & Stace.

Something you’re proud of in the past few days

Umm… this is completely stupid, but I’m proud I have not yet bought these when they were still $70+. I’m still waiting for them to dip down further. I need VivaLa(sVegas) shoes.

I will run tonight. That makes 2x so far this week. Hopefully my ass gets it together this weekend as well.

Good enough for me! Haha.

Short term goals for this month and why:

- Hustle & SAVE: The celebration of life is depleting our savings. Gotta re-stock if you hear what I’m sayin.

- Run 4x a week: I’ve been seriously LAX on my training lately, so stupid. Half marathon in 2.5 months. GET ON IT!!!

- Get Vegas sexy: I will do it big once and I will do it right.

- Celebrate deuce & a quarter: I have no plans to celebrate my birthday until Vegas, even though LEO season is over by then. I am tired of obligating my friends and making sure they came out for a proper reason. Last year my sisters purse got stolen, my iphone was stolen, and we both ended up crying that night. I don’t need to complicate things this time around. I will celebrate solo, buy myself a cupcake, and eat my favorite foods because I can. Make no mistake. I will toast to my life and I will celebrate cause I’ve had a beautiful 27 years and I’m prayin’ to be continually blessed.

I’m fuggin’ beat. FUGGIN’. DEAD. BEAT.

This weekend: DJ Neil Armstrong @ Mighty, Blackstar @ the Fox Theater, & the Alameda Flea Market. Basically a LATE night, another LATE night, and a semi-early morning. Ugh, I feel groggy and anti-histamine drugged-out.

My life has been nothing short of amazing lately. I feel completely blessed.

Day 07- A picture of someone/something that has the biggest impact on you

My husband. Born on the seventh day of May. The inspiration for almost everything I do. The best & also WORST influence I’ve ever known in my life. The carrier of my soul’s mate. The man who embarrasses me to no end. My personal coach, comedian, no. 1 fan, and future daddy of a few of the most beautiful babies that will walk the earth.

Day06- Favorite super hero and why?

Easy. Mrs. Incredible.

She has that coke bottle figure down pat. She’s a mom I’d love to become. She saves the world, but her fam comes first. Elasti-Girl was dope, but like fine wine—with age, Mrs. Incredible is perfected.