1. JGL, Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Short-cropped hair, clean-shaven or with a bit of scruffiness. FAK. I CANNOT.
2. Ryan Gosling
With the passion of Noah (”The Notebook”), the love from Dean (”Blue Valentine”), and hipster swag of Dan (”Half Nelson”). Ultimate.
3. P. Williams
STILL.
4. D. Rose
Get ‘em next year D. Next year.
5. My Mister
I get to come home to this, erreday. LUCKY ME. All. Mine.
Fell off the list:
Ryan Reynolds, Josh Duhamel, and Chris Pine
Too ashamed to actually list:
Zac Efron – Dude. The sex scene in “Charlie St. Cloud”? Don’t ask me why I’ve seen this. Faaaa, sexiest cemetery groundskeeper EVERRR. I never mention him because of his Disney roots, and its only because of that role, specifically. And because I feel like a cougar for even writing this.
Ashton Kutcher – Only because “The Killers” is on instant play on Netflix, and he’s freaking BEAUTIFUL in it. Pure hard-body-eye-candy. I’m sayin, on a completely shallow level, he’s FIRE.