[I realize its been THE LONGEST time since my last post. Is anyone even reading this still? If so, thanks for your patience!]
I would like to share with you a chronological timeline of events which made my second grown-folks trip to Vegas a memorable one.
I won’t add any context, so feel free to ask me the story behind it all if you’re curious. HAHA. Note: the days bleed into nights and vice versa.
Arriving in Vegas with only three hours of sleep / Daiquiris at Fat Tuesdays / Drunk shopping at Michael Kors / More drinking / Losing $40 at the roulette tables at Planet Hollywood / FINALLY eating at the Wicked Spoon Buffet in The Cosmopolitan (<3) / Catching Mayer Hawthorne's soundcheck at the Book & Stage Lounge (by complete LUCK) / Beatle's "LOVE" show at the Mirage / Drink-party with an amateur UFC-MMA fighter and his brother / Buzzed-drunk / Take a limo to a strip club at 4am / Tip a stripper $6 in her g-string while Big Sean's "Marvin Gaye & Chardonnay" plays (absolutely no joke) / GTFO of the strip club by 6 am... the sun is beginning to rise / 6:30 am, get home to the hotel KTFO / Wake up at noon / 9 pm, check into our NYE club / 10 pm, buy VIP bottle service for 9 people / Pictures... pictures... more pictures (before we start looking sloppppppyyy) / Drink... drink... and drink some more / Midnight kiss—I love everyone within a 5 foot proximity to me / 2 am, DONE / 3 am-?, yakking my brains out on the bathroom floor and swearing to myself that I will refrain from alcohol for the rest of my life / 8 am, yakking some more / 10:30 am, abruptly woken up and in a panic that my ass will have to get out of bed, ready and packed within 30 minutes with the WORST hangover of my life / 2:30 pm, finally up and running at 60% / Dinner to celebrate the birth of my wonderful mother at Max Brenner's / Mayer Hawthorne show @ The Cosmopolitan (again, for free) / Good times with some local hosts-family / Random local club off the strip / Back to the hotel room at 4 am / Check out of the hotel room by 10:30 am / 12:45 pm, depart Vegas can't wait to get the hell home
IT. WAS. GREAT. TIMES.
Happy New Year folks!
